[[{“value”:”Do you know what my pet poop is?
It occurs when people in front of you begin performing people yells in front of you at you in church.
Do you know what I mean?
You’re trying to have a good time in church, but suddenly the couple in front of you starts doing a back rub.
It typically begins slowly, but they occasionally actually get into it, giving the result that it looks like a full-fledged deep tissue massage.
Therefore the rub-ee leans forth, allowing the rub-ee to gain a better angle and go even further.
In the row in front of me, a TWO HANDED RUSHDOWN actually happened a few weeks ago.
I almost snuck in to say to them to really get a room.
I’m sorry but we simply do n’t need public rub- downs in church, and I’m calling for an end to it!
Because once you begin your rub downs, working out knots, and applying deep tissue kneading, I ca n’t concentrate.
You suddenly entered my kinky rub along, making it uncomfortable for everyone else!
Would you kindly allow me to enjoy church while I’m just sitting around in peace?
Ok, why I am I telling you all of this?
Because Joe Biden had already performed a common rudiment, it also was quite creepy.
Watch around:
Joe Biden rubs a dark man’s arm in a very spooky way.
JOE: again away, that is not a 6 year old girl! Do not attempt to smell it future! pic. twitter.com/C14aBI2fnJ
— Daily Noah.com ( @Daily NoahNews ) July 2, 2024
Joe, this is NOT a 6- year aged girl! ( I do n’t mean you should n’t rub those down either. )
Joe, back away ….
Whatever you do, do n’t try to smell his arm next!
The comments digitally are awesome.
I adore this one the most because, remember, Joe is also reportedly ill with a cold, and he simply smeared it all over this poor man’s arm:
Spreading his ‘ chilly’. The WH Press Secretary claims that he still has a warm, so…
— Rods_of_God ( @Rods_of_God ) July 2, 2024
Others claim that this is yet another indication of innovative dementia:
I and my husband both dealt with this. They’re confused/lucidating and perform a lot of strange touching that’s occasionally inappropriate ( remember Biden kissing the WWII veterans inappropriately and their confusion )?
— ProudBoomer2 ( @Proud_Boomer2 ) July 2, 2024
And this one:
Just when you think the creepy old man ca n’t get any weirder … he does.
— Mark Thompson ( @marktmt ) July 2, 2024
Therefore, what do you think is creepier?
Joe Biden shaming the people, right?
Joe Biden smelling people?
Or Joe Biden whispering in a spooky manner?
Joe Biden Does His” Dog Faced Pony Soldier” Bit Once, Adds Creepy Whispering
Joe Biden has two interests in mind.
A really strange and spooky line about a” Dog Faced Pony Soldier” that sounds spooky and sounds like it came from a John Wayne film.
And he combined them in his most recent ass hat clip, which went viral on X.
Really, what is wrong with this guy?
Who talks like this?
Is this Elder Abuse?
Watch him repeatedly use his legendary line “you’re a dog- faced pony soldier”!
JOE BIDEN:” The Hindu looks at John Wayne and points to the Union soldier and says,’ He’s a lying, dog- faced pony soldier!’ Also there’s a lot of lying, dog- faced pony soldiers out there about global warming. “.
pic. twitter.com/YCya96xzyV
— ALX ( @alx ) September 10, 2023
The most brilliant thing?
They fact-checked it, and the line is really not in any John Wayne film. or any other film that anyone can find:
The movie he’s referring to is unreal, and he’s likely concocting it with one of his early experiences, like with Corn Pop. pic. twitter.com/rKzbkgl0pT
— ALX ( @alx ) September 10, 2023
The only one that also comes close to this is the one that anyone can find:
https ://twitter.com/JeremyE0815/status/1700899528994394141
For more on the” Biden Gaffe Machine” let’s take a walk down memory lane, shall we?
The Gaffe Machine:
Exceptionally well done, from my friend Trey Smith:
And do n’t forget this:
” Look, fat…. “.
And:
Dog Faced Pony Soldier
Hirsute legs and roaches:
DUDE IS WEIRRRRRRRD!”}]] [[{“value”:”
Do you know what my pet-peeve is?
When you’re in a church and people in front of your start doing public rubdowns.
Do you understand what I mean?
You’re sitting in church trying to have a good time when the couple in front of you begins to do a back massage.
The massage usually starts slowly, but sometimes it gets really intense and looks like a full-blown deep-tissue massage.
The rub-ee then leans forward to allow the rubor to get a better perspective and go deeper.
A few weeks ago, I saw a TWO HANDED RUBBING in the row behind me.
I almost interrupted to tell them just to go get a hotel room.
I’m sorry, but I don’t think we need to rub down people in church. I’m calling on it to stop!
Because I’m unable to focus once you begin your deep tissue kneading, working out knots, and rub downs.
You’ve just brought me into the kinky rubdown and it’s awkward for us all!
Can I please sit here and enjoy the church in peace?
Why am I telling you this?
It was creepy that Joe Biden did his own public rubdown.
Watch Here:
Joe Biden rubs down the arm of a black man with super creepy rubdown ….
JOE: Back away, that’s not a 6-year-old girl! Do not smell it! pic.twitter.com/C14aBI2fnJ
DailyNoah.com July 2, 2024 (@DailyNoahNews).
Joe, this is NOT an 8-year-old girl! (not that you should rub those down either).
Joe, move away ….
Do not try to smell his arm!
The comments on the internet are hilarious.
I love this one — remember, Joe still has a cold and he just smeared it all over the poor guy’s arm.
Spreading his “cold”. The WH Press Sec claims that he is still sick.
Rods_of_God July 2, 2024
Some people report that this is a clear sign of advanced Alzheimer’s disease.
This was something I dealt with when my husband was ill. They’re confused/hallucinating and do a lot of strange touching which is sometimes inappropriate (remember Biden kissing the WWII vets inappropriately and their confusion?)
— ProudBoomer2 July 2, 2024 (@Proud_Boomer2).
This one:
Just when you thought the creepy old guy couldn’t get any more bizarre… he does.
Mark Thompson (@marktmt), July 2, 2024
What do you think is the creepier of the two?
Joe Biden rubbing people down?
Joe Biden smelling people?
Or Joe Biden whispering creepily?
Joe Biden Repeats His “Dog Faced Pony Soldiers” Bit, Adding Creepy Whispering
Joe Biden has two things he loves.
A creepy and weird line from a John Wayne film about a “Dog Faced Pony Soldier “….. and creepy whispering.
He put them all together in his latest viral video on X.
What is wrong with him?
Who speaks like this?
Is this Elder Abuse or Not?
Watch him use his infamous “you’re an dog-faced ponies soldier!”
JOE BIDEN : “The Indian looks to John Wayne and points at the Union soldier, saying, ‘He is a lying, pony-faced soldier!’ There are a lot more lying, pony-faced soldiers about global warming.”
pic.twitter.com/YCya96xzyV
— ALX (@alx), September 10, 2023
What is the most hilarious thing you have ever seen?
The line in question does not appear in any John Wayne film …. or any other movie that anyone can find.
The movie he is talking about does not exist. He’s probably confused it with a childhood memory like Corn Pop. pic.twitter.com/rKzbkgl0pT
ALX (@alx), September 10, 2023
This is the closest one you can find:
https://twitter.com/JeremyE0815/status/1700899528994394141
Let’s go down memory lane to learn more about the “Biden gaffe machine”
The Gaffe Machine
Trey Smith, my friend, says:
Don’t forget to remember this:
“Look, fat…..”
And:
Dog Faced Pony Soldier
Hairy legs, roaches and roaches
DUDE IS WEIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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